User:Jukeboksi

“Marketing serves 2 purposes: #1 Keep the consumers informed of prices and offerings and #2 To do brand enhancement and post-sales brand image reinforcement.”
~ jubo-jubo on marketing

“Conway's Game of Life is Turing complete.”
~ jubo-jubo on things computersciency

“Everyone under 1,000,000,000 seconds is a youngster”
~ jubo-jubo on age is just a number

“Яussiaи is hдяd”
~ jubo-jubo on Russian

“The intron thought the preceeding and following exons were extremely funny when put together.”
~ jubo-jubo on RNA splicing

“♪ ♫ Closing the sale, closing the sale ♪ ♫ ... ”
~ jubo-jubo on selling

“rigololollol”
~ jubo-jubo on le français

“Bore anywhere but Zion.”
~ jubo-jubo on boring

“Je voudrais un café au lait et un verre d'eau, s'il vous plait.”
~ jubo-jubo on how can into coffee with hot milk and a glass of water aka. Survival French Unit 1

“Arguing that you don’t care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying that you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say. ”
~ Edward Snowden on privacy

“Ich bin ein Kännelmäker.”
~ jubo-jubo on sein Kännelmäker

“IT IS A NETWORK MARKETING SCAM!!”
~ some guys on Tsū

“Yeah, well, what ain't these days?”
~ jubo-jubo on the above quote

“Did you remember to bring the marshmallows?”
~ Highest ranking officer in the 101. Airborne on securing the Al Qa'qaa explosives

“Dominant species, not even once.”
~ The Milky Way Galaxy Planetary Health Council on Opening chapter of Planet Health Best Practices Guide, in stand-out font

“How fast do you need?”
~ jubo-jubo on The question "How fast does it move?"

“No spoon, huh? We know it is just a trick you do with no camera.”
~ Apotheker Jubohi on The Matrix

“Live and learn till you die.”
~ Apotheker Jubohi on what to do

“Aren't we dead already?”
~ Sievi on Monday afternoons in Finlan, almost all of them